WARNING: BEAVER/DUFFY WEDDING MAY CAUSE WEIGHT GAIN

MR. FOG Before and After Pictures

While Anna and Dan’s wedding was certainly Dufferific, or was it Beaverfabulous; Mr. FOG gained weight.  When he returned home and weighed himself, he had gained three pounds.  Understandably one indulges more when one is away for home and having a good time.  Guess it was payback time. 

However FOG is not a pig-a-thus and at St Simons he was kayaking 4 to 5 miles a day.  He thought moderation in eating/drinking and exercise would have been enough to offset the rich wedding foods and booze.   In moment of fantasy he thought perhaps the weight gain perhaps was good, since it could be muscle.  His chest and shoulders appeared to be millimeters larger, but his love handles grew by inches.  A comparison of before and after nude picture told him all he needed to know. 

 MR. FOG is considering his legal options and a class action lawsuit is certainly a possibility if enough other wedding goers also gained weight.  The case would be a difficult one.  No one forced Mr. FOG to eat and drink at the various Beaver/Duffy Wedding official wedding activities.  Also the weight gain could have resulted from the many “unofficial “ wedding activities he also attended.  However, if enough wedding attendees also had a wedding weight gain, class action lawsuit has a chance.   If you think you are potential class action member, please post a comment with your weight gain.  A photograph showing proff of your weight gain would be good evidence. 

At the very minimum, some form of disclosure may be necessary for the Beaver/Duffy and other wedding organizer to limit their liability in this type of situation.  Perhaps wedding invitations, as cigarettes so, should be required to have a weight gain warning.  Something like:

 “General and Mrs. Smith cordially invite you

 to the wedding of their daughter Betty-Lou Smith

to Mr. Bubba Whatever, son of Mr. and Mrs. Jeb Clampett

You may attend if you wish, but

 you run the risk of gaining weight.

 Best you not attend and just send well-wishes if

you can’t control your gluttony or gain weight easily”.

 

Alternatively, a more discrete way for wedding organizer to handles this situation, may be to post g the caloric information in wedding programs, or where the food and beverages are being served, much as McDonald’s now does:

Chocolate Wedding Cake-- 800 calories per slice,

Bourbon and Coke-- 300 calories,

 

FOG will be exercising and back to his normal eating schedule and this may help to get his weight back down, just weeks before the holidays.